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Scenes From A Multiverse by Jon Rosenberg

Monday, June 21, 2010 - 09:15 PM

Scenes From A Multiverse is my new daily science-faction webcomic about what it's like to live in an ordinary multiverse.

Each day, Monday through Friday, we'll visit another location somewhere in an ordinary, everyday multiverse and see how folks there live and play.

Each Friday, you and your fellow readers get to vote on which of the week's destinations you'd like to revisit the following week in our Multiverse Showdown! Think of it as a webcomic reality show with a smidgen more unreality than reality.

Please enjoy the new strip while work continues on the new Goats website and relaunch.

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Last Chance For Signed Books

Tuesday, May 18, 2010 - 07:24 PM

If you want a signed copy of Showcase Showdown or any of the other Goats books, tomorrow is your last chance! At 2pm Wednesday we'll be taking the signed option down so I can get started inscribing all those books for you. Thanks to everyone who preordered, your support means the world to me.

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Mustache Rides Shirt + Goats Update

Wednesday, May 12, 2010 - 12:06 PM

Two quick bits of info and then back to work for me.

First up, a lot of people have been emailing me, worried that they will not be seeing Goats again. Not true! Goats is coming back, probably in July (actual date TBD). I will be putting out one full-page, 3-row comic per week until the story is finished. This will probably take about two years (~100 comics) and will take us to the end of the theoretical Book 5 and finish the story.

Secondly, I have a new shirt out! it is called Mustache Rides: The Shirt and it is good for ladies as well as men to wear. Prices for the rides have gone up in recent years because of the economy and all. Please buy one and help kick the recession's pimply butt.

Okay! Back to work for me, I am drawing samples of the new comic strip today. I cannot wait to show it to you all! More details on that soon, remember to follow me on twitter or friend me on facebook if you want the latest news on when Goats will be returning and much more.

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I've Made A Huge Mistake

Tuesday, May 04, 2010 - 10:29 AM

EDIT: Thank you all for your kind words of support! I am really okay, I will figure out a plan soon. If you want to be alerted when there is news concerning the comic's fate, you can follow me on twitter or friend me on facebook. I'll be sure to update here as well but I'll be posting to twitter and facebook more frequently.

I've gone through fifty drafts of this post in my head (and now on screen) over the last couple of days, and they're all terrible. Full of blame, self-blame, desperate attempts to figure out what all went wrong. In the end, I think none of it matters except where things stand now and how I need to proceed to fix it.

So. Where are we now?

Goats is thirteen years old. Since 2003, I've been working on a single epic storyline meant to culminate at the end of 2012, at which point Goats would toddle off into the sunset and I would start my next comic. Easy, right?

It is becoming apparent that this approach isn't viable. While I'm happy with what I've done creatively, the webcomics medium rewards quick, easy updates with traffic. Long, continuity-filled stories like Goats that take a long time between updates tend to stagnate, although there are certainly folks more talented than I who can pull off this difficult feat.

None of this is news to me. It's hard to come to a teenaged webcomic and not get put off by the large archive. And the books do not seem to be mitigating the problem as much as I had hoped, since most folks are trying to buy food and pay rent these days and graphic novels understandably do not provide shelter or many other things at the bottom of Maslow's pyramid. As many other problems as Goats has, as many mistakes as I have made, this is the only one that matters right now. Without growth, I'm dead in the water. There's only so many times I can beg you guys to buy stuff.

If I were single, or younger, or less encrusted in the leakings of children, I would hunker down, buy some ramen and just tough it out. But it's not fair to my family to ask them to suffer like that, they deserve better. A lot better. So I have to make some changes.

I'm going to take the next few weeks to figure out a last-ditch plan to continue to make comics and writing my career. I'm not sure if it's possible but it seems silly to just walk away without doing something. Think of it as Career Triage.

My plan will probably involve some combination of a massive scaleback of Goats (don't worry, I'm going to try not to leave you readers hanging, there will be some sort of semi-satisfying conclusion), a new comic with (hopefully) more economic potential, and some writing for some non-comics projects I've been meaning to work on. I don't want to get too detailed now because I'm still working things out, but hopefully I'll have some more to tell you by the end of the month.

In the meantime, please consider buying my books. And tell your friends about the strip. I'm not a big believer in miracles but I suppose it's not too late for one.

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Goats: Showcase Showdown

Thursday, April 29, 2010 - 11:10 PM

The third book in the Infinite Pendergast Cycle, Goats: Showcase Showdown is coming out on May 25th. I'm very proud of this book, it's the third of three volumes we're publishing through Del Rey and it's a wonderful thing to hold all three together finally in real physical space after working on this project for what must now be two or three years.

The new book contains strips that ran from 2007 through 2008, including storylines The Fine Print, Burn This and Showcase Showdown. There's also one major change to a character that you'll have to pick up the book to find out about, along with one tiny piece of Goats plotline minutia that's never appeared on the site before. Maddening, huh?

If you're planning to buy the book, please consider pre-ordering it directly from me via Topatoco. Buying it directly from the artist means a portion of the purchase price finds its way back to support me and Goats. Every pre-ordered book will be signed by Yours Truly and include bookmarks and stickers.

You can also purchase the book in Artist's Edition flavor, which comes with a personalized sketch inside the cover, some stickers and a Goats mystery print.

If you'd like to pick up all three books at once, well, you can do that too and save some money at the same time.

You can also order Goats: Showcase Showdown from any of these retailers:

Barnes 'N' Noble

Amazon

Powells

IndieBound

Borders

Random House

A lot of these sites have discounts for new releases like G:SS, so if you're light in the wallet this month it may be a good option for you.

You can also order Goats: Showcase Showdown from your local comic shop! Just tell your favorite comics shop employee that you'd like to place an order for Diamond code MAR10 0895. I believe the book is featured on page 244 of the March edition of Diamond's PREVIEWS

Finally, let me add that while I've been ecstatic with how well these books have sold, my enthusiasm will do nothing to help more get printed. I'm sure folks at Random House are keeping their eyes on the numbers and the performance of this book will determine what happens next. If you'd like to see the next three books published, or if you'd just like to support Goats and show a little love, ordering these books is the best possible way.

Thanks so much for your help and support, I hope you really enjoy the book! And as usual, email me or send me a tweet if you have any questions.

P.S. -- I will have a few dozen sneak preview copies of Book 3 for sale with me at TCAF in Toronto May 8 and 9, first come first served!

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Perhaps An Online Purchase From A Webcomic Might Help

Tuesday, April 13, 2010 - 10:40 AM

In troubled times like ours, it is the little things that bring us pleasure. Things like a good book, or a fresh new t-shirt for spring, or maybe just a nice new giclee print to adorn your wall.

These are the sorts of things you can purchase for only a few meager dollars! And yet, they will bring so much joy to your life. SO MUCH.

Your Goats store purchase today will enable me to maintain my threadbare sanity. Can you spare a dime or 200 dimes maybe?

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From The Archives: Matchboxes and Cortexes

Thursday, April 08, 2010 - 10:23 AM

Howdy all! I'm drawing my fastest, trying to queue up as many comics as I can before MoCCA Art Fest lands this weekend. Please come say hello if you're near NYC! I would love to meet you.

But some of you are probably reading these comics here and saying to yourselves, "matchbox? what's this nonsense about a matchbox?" And I can't leave for the weekend knowing that you're in obvious discomfort. Here's a list of comics from the archive touching on the matchbox over the last five or so years:

If you're looking to review in preparation for the new storyline on Monday, may I suggest you re-read the Galactron Cortex storyline? A Phillip/Farmella/Monkeys refresher can't hurt, you know?

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Roll D12 for Dumbrella @ MoCCA

Monday, April 05, 2010 - 11:39 AM

MoCCA Art Festivatery surprised everyone ninja style this year and sprang way the hell up to April. It's in NYC at the Armory this weekend on the 10th and the 11th and is a guaranteed good time. Just check out this exhibitor list!

Come say hello to Yours Truly and my Dumbrella pals at table D12 where I'll be signing books. Lots of them! I'll even doodle in them for you. And you can get a sneak peek at the third Goats book, out on May 25th.

Also come say hi to my other brothers at the Topatoco table (Table Numbers F29-32), where I believe some of my shirts will be available for purchase alongside the excellent wares of the entire Topatoco Free-Range Artist Farm.

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