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Detailed Strip Info
Notes
Yes, all these questions are real. From real readers. Possibly with the exception of Ken Roberts, who may be a computer construct.
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readers ask stuff strip info entered by and approved by jgarcia |
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| Panel | Dialogue | Location | Props |
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| 1 |
No Character (as text): the goats players present: "READERS ASK STUFF" a half-assed production
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Nowhere |
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| 2 |
No Character (as text): What is Jon and Phil(lip)'s actual profession?
-Julia Kleynbok Jon: I make sure that baked goods stay baked. Phillip: And I like pancakes. It doesn't pay much, but I sleep well at night. |
Nowhere |
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| 3 |
No Character (as text): What was the significance of the bean on Diablo's wing?
-Michael McGee Diablo: My mother gave it to me on my first birthday, just before she ran off with Russell Crowe. |
Nowhere |
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| 4 |
No Character (as text): How, exactly, does Megan perform the "Leaping Piranha"?
-Leslie Klasterka Dave: Flawlessly. Jon: Shut up. |
Nowhere |
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| 5 |
No Character (as text): Has Toothgnip ever been in love?
-Shreyas Cholia Diablo: Only with you, Shreyas. Only with you. Toothgnip: I told him to stop writing. |
Nowhere |
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| 6 |
No Character (as text): Now that jon's life is no longer a pit of misery and despair, what is he doing with all his free time?
-John Fiala Jon: Chinchilla farming is both challenging and emotionally rewarding. |
Nowhere |
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| 7 |
No Character (as text): What does Phillip look like naked?
love,
-ken roberts Toothgnip: Please, don't encourage him. Phillip: I don't mind. Really. |
Nowhere |
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Character Info
| Diablo |
| First Appearance |
|---|
| diablo the satanic chicken (1 of 3) |
| Recent Appearances |
| the fine print (1 of 36) |
| one for the road (1 of 21) |
| knackin' boots (17 of 17) |
| Phillip |
| First Appearance |
|---|
| genesis |
| Recent Appearances |
| the cows of justice part II: the corndog imperative (1 of 32) |
| the cows of justice (1 of 21) |
| making a hole (1 of 27) |
| Jon |
| First Appearance |
|---|
| genesis |
| Recent Appearances |
| the fine print (1 of 36) |
| one for the road (20 of 21) |
| knackin' boots (2 of 17) |
| Dave |
| First Appearance |
|---|
| reunion (9 of 21) |
| Recent Appearances |
| readers ask stuff |
| green-eyed monster (1 of 16) |
| reunion (9 of 21) |
| Toothgnip |
| First Appearance |
|---|
| thor and toothgnip |
| Recent Appearances |
| the cows of justice part II: the corndog imperative (32 of 32) |
| infinite typewriters: final edit (11 of 26) |
| guest week(s) 2005 (11 of 11) |
| No Character |
| First Appearance |
|---|
| damn bats |
| Recent Appearances |
| a dish best served delicious (or, invoking godwin's law) (33 of 33) |
| chaos pope (10 of 16) |
| it's about time (5 of 11) |