the whole of the universe, mon - thu
June / 11 / 2004
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Been there, done that. But do you have the t-shirt?
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unconventional (or, a short dalliance with navel-gazing) (12 of 21) strip info entered by evilaltor and approved by Chad |
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| Panel | Dialogue | Location | Props |
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George W. Bush: Hello fellow Americans. We've been invited here to speak on the occasion of the 1500th Goats comic strip. Dick Cheney |
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| 2 |
George W. Bush: Now normally, Dick doesn't like to associate himself with folks like you. He's still sore from when the gays made his daughter all fruity. plus, he says I'll probably embarass him again. Dick Cheney |
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| 3 |
George W. Bush: But I told him that we have to make the first move towards a non-partisan country. We must take these sorts of opportunicalities to reach out to you liberal fruitcakes and try to show you the error of your ways. Dick Cheney |
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| 4 |
George W. Bush: Like this whole Iraq war doo-dad. You're making way too much of a fuss over it, if you look at it all analytical-like. Sure, it's an "illegal war". Sure, we made up some stuff to get the whole mess goin'. Dick Cheney |
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| 5 |
George W. Bush: But lookit all the good that's coming out of it. First off, our war crimes ain't half as bad as the ones Saddam was pullin' off. Secret murders are way down. And you gotta admit some o' them torture pics were pretty funny. Dick Cheney |
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| 6 |
George W. Bush: But the thing that we have to remember is that we're good. We're the good guys! And that means anyone who is fighting us or disagrees with us is EVIL and WRONG. Dick Cheney |
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| 7 |
George W. Bush: And how do I know that we're the good guys? Because it says so in the Bible. And how could he love me if I was doin' anything wrong? |
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| 8 |
George W. Bush: So, to recap, Jesus loves me. And Jesus loves Dick. Dick Cheney |
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| 9 |
George W. Bush: I bet he can't get enough Dick, you know? I know I can't. Dick Cheney: Cut his mic! |
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Character Info
| Book |
| First Appearance |
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| it's about time (11 of 11) |
| Recent Appearances |
| the cows of justice part II: the corndog imperative (1 of 32) |
| the cows of justice (20 of 21) |
| the programmer (6 of 32) |
| Dick Cheney |
| First Appearance |
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| unconventional (or, a short dalliance with navel-gazing) (12 of 21) |
| Recent Appearances |
| unconventional (or, a short dalliance with navel-gazing) (12 of 21) |
| George W. Bush |
| First Appearance |
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| chaos pope (13 of 16) |
| Recent Appearances |
| the cows of justice (2 of 21) |
| a dish best served delicious (or, invoking godwin's law) (9 of 33) |
| unconventional (or, a short dalliance with navel-gazing) (12 of 21) |