the whole of the universe, mon - thu
November / 18 / 2005
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guest week(s) 2005 (5 of 11) strip info entered by gtyrrell and approved by Rich |
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| Panel | Dialogue | Location | Props |
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| 1 |
Jon: Alfred, if we're stuck in a void and you've been here for nineteen thousand years, how is the bar still stocked? Phillip: More importantly, how many Macallans before we run out? |
Pub (Stub) |
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| 2 |
Alfred: That eez an excellent question. By some way I don't understand, ze liquor is replenished when no one eez looking! I may not know how zees eez possible, but I have a few theories. Phillip Jon |
Pub (Stub) |
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| 3 |
Alfred (voice only): There eez also ze possibility of a number of miniscule wormholes, each opening for a moment in ze distilleries of ze worlds and terminating here, siphoning off molecules of fine whiskey at a time. But zere has been no convincing evidence that stable wormholes can exist, and zis does not explain ze new bottles. |
Pub (Stub) |
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| 4 |
Alfred (voice only): Zere is also ze direct divine intervention! Many theologians reject zis argument, as God hasn't manifested in ze observable universe zo far, and zis eez a bit of a cop out for him. |
Pub (Stub) |
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| 5 |
Alfred (voice only): Or perhaps ze alcohol eez actually a fast-reproducing organism, 'owever, an extrordinarily shy one. Zere remains ze question of how zis organism would take in nutrients. Eet may be related to ze regenerating bar nuts. |
Pub (Stub) |
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| 6 |
Alfred (voice only): Or maybe our Stub Pub eez a Schroeninger's box of liquor, materializing it when observed... |
Blank Panel Pub (Stub) |
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| 7 |
Jon: Have you noticed that talking to this guy is like watching Wikipedia have sex with a sommelier? Phillip: That gives me a great idea for a business. |
Pub (Stub) |
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Character Info
| Phillip |
| First Appearance |
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| genesis |
| Recent Appearances |
| the cows of justice part II: the corndog imperative (1 of 32) |
| the cows of justice (1 of 21) |
| making a hole (1 of 27) |
| Jon |
| First Appearance |
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| genesis |
| Recent Appearances |
| the fine print (1 of 36) |
| one for the road (20 of 21) |
| knackin' boots (2 of 17) |
| Alfred |
| First Appearance |
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| infinite typewriters (63 of 116) |
| Recent Appearances |
| the fine print (1 of 36) |
| one for the road (1 of 21) |
| knackin' boots (17 of 17) |