March / 06 / 2006
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the programmer (1 of 32)
strip info entered by gtyrrell and approved by mkinyon
Panel Dialogue Location Props
1 Farmella Cummington-Bloomers: FARMHAND BEAN! What're you doing inside the shrine?
Topeka Prime (Shrine)
Pub (Axis)
  • Hay
2 Farmhand Bean: Daughter Farmella! I didn't know y'all were in here. I thought, what with all the ruckus, it might be a cow-snatcher or sumpthin'. Almost shot you with ol' Bessie here!
Topeka Prime (Shrine)
Pub (Axis)
  • Gun (Shotgun)
3 Farmella Cummington-Bloomers: You know well enough that no cow-snatcher could fit in here.
Farmhand Bean (inspecting Phillip's teeth): Who's this gray fella you got witcha?
Phillip (shocked)
Topeka Prime (Shrine)
Pub (Axis)
4 Farmella Cummington-Bloomers: He's the PROGRAMMER. I've brought him back from the Pub Stub.
Farmhand Bean: The Programmer? You SERIOUS?! Well, heck, and lookit me without mah autograph papers.
Phillip
Topeka Prime (Shrine)
Pub (Axis)
  • Hay
5 Farmella Cummington-Bloomers: Never mind that, Bean. Go tell the Farmer we've returned. She'll want to confab with the Programmer right-aways.
Farmhand Bean: I don't got mah papers, but I do got a creamy innner thigh you could take a Sharpie to.
Phillip (horrified): I think my libido has whiplash.
Topeka Prime (Shrine)
Pub (Axis)
  • Hay

Character Info

Farmella Cummington-Bloomers
First Appearance
but you can't stay here (6 of 13)
Recent Appearances
lost (3 of 32)
showcase showdown (6 of 83)
burn this, part 2 (1 of 31)
Phillip
First Appearance
genesis
Recent Appearances
lost (1 of 32)
showcase showdown (6 of 83)
burn this, part 2 (1 of 31)
Farmhand Bean
First Appearance
good phil hunting (15 of 15)
Recent Appearances
the interstice lounge (4 of 13)
showcase showdown (6 of 83)
burn this, part 2 (1 of 31)