March / 13 / 2006
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the programmer (5 of 32)
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Panel Dialogue Location Props
1 Farmer Wheatina Bloomers: You went to the SHRINE? You know that travel outside the complex is FORBIDDEN during cow-snatcher season.
Topeka Prime (Complex)
Throne Chamber
  • Chair (Throne)
2 Farmella Cummington-Bloomers (kowtowing): I beg your pardon, Farmer, but I have brought THE PROGRAMMER.
Phillip: Howdy. Nice farming dimension you've got here.
Farmtrooper(s)
Topeka Prime (Complex)
Throne Chamber
3 Farmer Wheatina Bloomers (inspecting Phillip's teeth): Oh, impetuous youth. This was too soon. He ain't ripe. He could have aged for millenia in the Stub before ya fulfilled the prophecy.
Farmella Cummington-Bloomers: I couldn't wait an extra minute, mother. I could not let him suffer an eternity in there, regardless of the consequences.
Phillip
Topeka Prime (Complex)
Throne Chamber
4 Farmer Wheatina Bloomers: You were thinking with your LOINS, Farmella. You have the brain of a goat in heat. Ah well. Let's see if we can't still make crap into CRAP-ADE.
Topeka Prime (Complex)
Throne Chamber

Character Info

Farmella Cummington-Bloomers
First Appearance
but you can't stay here (6 of 13)
Recent Appearances
lost (3 of 32)
showcase showdown (6 of 83)
burn this, part 2 (1 of 31)
Farmtrooper(s)
First Appearance
the programmer (5 of 32)
Recent Appearances
lost (30 of 32)
the cows of justice (1 of 21)
making a hole (24 of 27)
Phillip
First Appearance
genesis
Recent Appearances
lost (1 of 32)
showcase showdown (6 of 83)
burn this, part 2 (1 of 31)
Farmer Wheatina Bloomers
First Appearance
the programmer (5 of 32)
Recent Appearances
lost (30 of 32)
showcase showdown (47 of 83)
the fine print (19 of 36)