March / 27 / 2006
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the programmer (13 of 32)
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Panel Dialogue Location Props
1 Phillip: So. You're a computer, huh? How's that working out for you? Not very talkative, I see.
Topeka Prime
Complex (Cowputer Labs)
  • Cow (Clara, Cowputer)
2 Yakmeat: Talking to animals, huh? The old lady's daughter musta puddin'-fied your brains when she brought you over.
Phillip: You know her?
Topeka Prime
Complex (Cowputer Labs)
  • Cow (Clara, Cowputer)
3 Yakmeat: Hell yeah. Not in the Biblical sense, of course, no one's tasted that forbidden fruit, but me and Cornhusk got press-ganged pretty much the same way you did.
Cornhusk: I still sometimes dream of being pulverized between those milk-silk thighs.
Topeka Prime
Complex (Cowputer Labs)
4 Yakmeat: My friend, you've been caught up in what is probably the grandest scam the multiverse has ever seen.
Cornhusk: You get to be the Messiah!
Phillip: If that means folks are going to be all eating of my flesh and drinking of my blood, you can forget it. I need that blood.
Topeka Prime
Complex (Cowputer Labs)
  • Window

Character Info

Cornhusk
First Appearance
the programmer (13 of 32)
Recent Appearances
making a hole (5 of 27)
the wound (1 of 16)
the programmer (13 of 32)
Yakmeat
First Appearance
the programmer (11 of 32)
Recent Appearances
making a hole (5 of 27)
the wound (1 of 16)
the programmer (11 of 32)
Phillip
First Appearance
genesis
Recent Appearances
the cows of justice part II: the corndog imperative (1 of 32)
the cows of justice (1 of 21)
making a hole (1 of 27)