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April / 05 / 2006
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Detailed Strip Info
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the programmer (19 of 32) strip info entered by themysticalone and approved by mkinyon |
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| Panel | Dialogue | Location | Props |
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| 1 |
Cornhusk (off-panel): Slowly, one by one, the code-monks unraveled threads of revelation from the tangled ball of universal truth and knit with them the pages of The Great Farmer's Almanac. Weetabix Bloomers (writing Almanac) |
Topeka Prime |
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| 2 |
Cornhusk (floating head): No factoid or tidbit was too insignificant for their records. The Almanac became a gap-riddled mishmash of trivia and ephemera, each "Desperate Housewives" synopsis another holy relic. Weetabix Bloomers (hand only, writing Almanac) |
Topeka Prime |
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| 3 |
Cornhusk: Do you get "Desperate Housewives" in your dimension? Phillip (angry): I don't know. I threw my television off the top of my building when "Punky Brewster" was cancelled and I haven't looked back. |
Topeka Prime Complex (Cowputer Labs) |
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| 4 |
Cornhusk: Over time, the utter randomness and meaninglessness of all that raw revelation took its toll on the monks. Yakmeat (speaking ominously): They say the truth can set you free, but too much of it can drive you batshit insane. Phillip |
Topeka Prime Complex (Cowputer Labs) |
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Character Info
| Yakmeat |
| First Appearance |
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| the programmer (11 of 32) |
| Recent Appearances |
| lost (28 of 32) |
| making a hole (5 of 27) |
| the wound (1 of 16) |
| Cornhusk |
| First Appearance |
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| the programmer (13 of 32) |
| Recent Appearances |
| lost (28 of 32) |
| making a hole (5 of 27) |
| the wound (1 of 16) |
| Phillip |
| First Appearance |
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| genesis |
| Recent Appearances |
| lost (1 of 32) |
| showcase showdown (6 of 83) |
| burn this, part 2 (1 of 31) |
| Weetabix Bloomers |
| First Appearance |
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| the programmer (18 of 32) |
| Recent Appearances |
| showcase showdown (47 of 83) |
| the fine print (19 of 36) |
| the cows of justice part II: the corndog imperative (1 of 32) |