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April / 11 / 2006
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Detailed Strip Info
Notes
That Craisins! package is covered in text. Here's the details for those of you without microscopes:
The coupon text:
"This coupon good for the purchase of one (1) Super-Fun-Size Family Bushel of Mother Topeka's Brand Craisins! Offer not valid in dimensions where prohibited by law. Cash vale of this coupon is 1/40 of one Fun-Time Brand Metadollar. Craisins are good."
And here's the ingredients text verbatim:
"INGREDIENTS: Cranberries and/or Cranberry Substitute, Caranuba Wax, Modified Corn Starch, Dextrose, Maltose, Fructose Dihydramine, Hydrolized Yeast Extract, Animal Solids, Animal Liquids, Animal Gases, Animal Faces, Squirrel Proteins and Hormones, FDC Red No. 5 May contain traces of hyper-peanuts."
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the programmer (22 of 32) strip info entered by themysticalone and approved by Rich |
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| Panel | Dialogue | Location | Props |
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| 1 |
Cornhusk (floating head, narrating): The fighting continued for years. The Middle Pangaeans fought with what seemed to be an inexhaustable supply of weaponry and self-loathing. Woman (Middle Pangaean, shooting a Topekan): I hate that you're making me do this! Man (Topekan, with gunshot wound) |
Middle Pangaea Pub (Axis, Exterior) |
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| 2 |
Cornhusk (floating head, narrating): The Topekans countered with fresh, virgin battalions of knack-o-lytes, beaming in reinforcements and free sample packets of Craisins. Woman (knack-o-lyte, many, Topekan) |
Middle Pangaea Pub (Axis) |
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| 3 |
Cornhusk (floating head, narrating): Each packet had a coupon on the back for five Fun-Time(tm) brand metadollars off the purchase of a full-size bushel of Craisins. Text (Craisins packet): Mother Topeka's Craisins! |
Nowhere |
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| 4 |
Cornhusk (abashed): Oh. That was probably an unnecessary detail, wasn't it? It's so hard to tell sometimes. Yakmeat (consoling Cornhusk): No, that's cool, you're doing fine. Keep Going. Phillip (excited): Go back to the violent bits. |
Topeka Prime Complex (Cowputer Labs) |
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Character Info
| Yakmeat |
| First Appearance |
|---|
| the programmer (11 of 32) |
| Recent Appearances |
| lost (28 of 32) |
| making a hole (5 of 27) |
| the wound (1 of 16) |
| Cornhusk |
| First Appearance |
|---|
| the programmer (13 of 32) |
| Recent Appearances |
| lost (28 of 32) |
| making a hole (5 of 27) |
| the wound (1 of 16) |
| Phillip |
| First Appearance |
|---|
| genesis |
| Recent Appearances |
| lost (1 of 32) |
| showcase showdown (6 of 83) |
| burn this, part 2 (1 of 31) |
| Man |
| First Appearance |
|---|
| chaos pope (6 of 16) |
| Recent Appearances |
| the math fuhrer (6 of 24) |
| the office (3 of 64) |
| making a hole (3 of 27) |
| Woman |
| First Appearance |
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| a dish best served delicious (or, invoking godwin's law) (17 of 33) |
| Recent Appearances |
| the office (57 of 64) |
| the programmer (22 of 32) |
| infinite typewriters (10 of 116) |
| Text |
| First Appearance |
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| guest week (8 of 12) |
| Recent Appearances |
| lost (5 of 32) |
| the office (1 of 64) |
| showcase showdown (3 of 83) |