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the programmer (25 of 32)
strip info entered by Rich and approved by mkinyon
Panel Dialogue Location Props
1 Yakmeat (floating head, narrating): That chunk of bartop you saw when you first got here was the only thing that wasn't vaporized in the explosion.
Topeka Prime (Outside)
Pub (Axis, blown up)
  • Chair (Bar Stool)
  • Taps (Beer)
  • Barn (with silo)
  • Fire
2 Phillip (angry): I may be a God-eating atheist, but even I know it's a sin to blow up a pub.
Yakmeat: Amen, brother.
Cornhusk: While Blast Masterson's attack didn't succeed in totally obliterating Topeka Prime's axis pub, it did give the Topekans pause.
Topeka Prime
Complex (Cowputer Labs)
  • Cow (Clara, Cowputer)
3 Weetabix Bloomers (angry, sitting): Why? Why did we not see this coming?
Old Mac Donald: Brother Weetabix, you know better than anyone that the Almanac is a... work in progress. Hell, it's more holes than cheese. It helps guide us, but there's no way to have complete knowledge of an infinite universe.
Farmtrooper(s) (holding pitchfork)
Topeka Prime
Monastery
  • Chair (Throne)
  • Candle
  • Pitchfork
4 Weetabix Bloomers (angry, sitting): That is no longer good enough. For the safety of our children and the survival of our empire of fresh produce, we can no longer afford anything less than total information awareness.
Topeka Prime
Monastery
  • Chair (Throne)

Character Info

Farmtrooper(s)
First Appearance
the programmer (5 of 32)
Recent Appearances
lost (30 of 32)
the cows of justice (1 of 21)
making a hole (24 of 27)
Cornhusk
First Appearance
the programmer (13 of 32)
Recent Appearances
lost (28 of 32)
making a hole (5 of 27)
the wound (1 of 16)
Yakmeat
First Appearance
the programmer (11 of 32)
Recent Appearances
lost (28 of 32)
making a hole (5 of 27)
the wound (1 of 16)
Phillip
First Appearance
genesis
Recent Appearances
lost (1 of 32)
showcase showdown (6 of 83)
burn this, part 2 (1 of 31)
Old Mac Donald
First Appearance
the programmer (18 of 32)
Recent Appearances
the programmer (18 of 32)
Weetabix Bloomers
First Appearance
the programmer (18 of 32)
Recent Appearances
showcase showdown (47 of 83)
the fine print (19 of 36)
the cows of justice part II: the corndog imperative (1 of 32)