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the programmer (30 of 32)
strip info entered by Rich and approved by mkinyon
Panel Dialogue Location Props
1 Cornhusk (floating head, narrating): The Topekans called the consultant for technical support.
Farmer Wheatina Bloomers (on phone, young): Your universal source code is buggy!
 Topeka Prime
Complex (Cowputer Labs)
  • Phone
2 One Death (on phone): We didn't sell you that code. That code is freeware, and as such is unsupported. We just supplied the cow.
 Xibalba
Office
  • Phone (Headset)
  • Chair (Office Style)
3 Farmer Wheatina Bloomers (on phone, young): It uses a Mayan calendar function!
One Death (voice only): Many of our programmers are Mayans.
 Topeka Prime
Complex (Cowputer Labs)
  • Phone
4 Farmer Wheatina Bloomers (voice only): The Mayan calendar ends in December 2012. Along with the entire universe.
One Death (on phone): We didn't want to impose our Gregorian-centric culture on the programmers. We believe that diversity in our employee base is an asset.
 Xibalba
Office
  • Phone (Headset)
  • Chair (Office Style)
5 One Death (on phone): You know how hard it is to get universal uptime for as long as we've had so far? It's like nailing Jell-o to a tree. It's difficult.
 Xibalba
Office
  • Phone (Headset)
  • Chair (Office Style)
  • Paper Clip
6 One Death (on phone): Hey. You've got two hundred years left. That's great! I say make the most of them. Me, I like to go base-jumping on the weekends. Chicks dig it, you know?
Farmer Wheatina Bloomers (voice only): I'm a chick.
One Death (on phone): Listen, I've got another call coming through.
 Xibalba
Office
  • Phone (Headset)
  • Chair (Office Style)

Character Info

One Death
First Appearance
infinite typewriters (28 of 116)
Recent Appearances
the fine print (1 of 36)
one for the road (21 of 21)
knackin' boots (11 of 17)
Cornhusk
First Appearance
the programmer (13 of 32)
Recent Appearances
making a hole (5 of 27)
the wound (1 of 16)
the programmer (13 of 32)
Farmer Wheatina Bloomers
First Appearance
the programmer (5 of 32)
Recent Appearances
the fine print (19 of 36)
the cows of justice part II: the corndog imperative (1 of 32)
the cows of justice (14 of 21)