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the programmer (32 of 32)
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Panel Dialogue Location Props
1 Phillip: So they waited two hundred years to bring me here to fix a bug in an ancient Mayan calendar function? That's not very proactive.
Topeka Prime
Complex (Cowputer Labs)
2 Yakmeat (hand on Phillip's shoulder): They can't do a thing until they get the laptop that the universe is running on.
Phillip: Let me guess. The laptop was eaten by a dragon who is inside a cave which is full of spinning razor bades and I have to fight the dragon with a laser sword.
Cornhusk: No, but that would be very cool.
Topeka Prime
Complex (Cowputer Labs)
3 Yakmeat (pointing to monitor): Simulations show the laptop is in the level at the very center of the multiverse. We need to go there before we can fix it.
Topeka Prime
Complex (Cowputer Labs)
  • Cow (Clara, Cowputer)
  • Computer (Clara's monitor, showing multiverse diagram)
4 Phillip: Why don't you just have one of those jail bait farmer's daughters slide on up the pub axis and bring it back?
Cornhusk: The multiverse core has no axis pub. There's no point of entry.
Topeka Prime
Complex (Cowputer Labs)
5 Cornhusk: Your job is to breach the skin between worlds.
Yakmeat: You get to hack into the universal core.
Phillip (excited): Do I get to destroy Sark and the MCP too?
Topeka Prime
Complex (Cowputer Labs)

Character Info

Cornhusk
First Appearance
the programmer (13 of 32)
Recent Appearances
lost (28 of 32)
making a hole (5 of 27)
the wound (1 of 16)
Yakmeat
First Appearance
the programmer (11 of 32)
Recent Appearances
lost (28 of 32)
making a hole (5 of 27)
the wound (1 of 16)
Phillip
First Appearance
genesis
Recent Appearances
lost (1 of 32)
showcase showdown (6 of 83)
burn this, part 2 (1 of 31)