August / 08 / 2006

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Panel	Dialogue	Location
making a hole (6 of 27) strip info entered by AsphaltBuffet and approved by Rich
1	Phillip (arms raised): C'mon, Yakmeat! You're being such a party pooper. Cornhusk (arms raised): You are defecating on our festivities.	Topeka Prime (Cowputer Labs)
2	Yakmeat: I think we could speed the process along a bit, is all. Phillip (arms raised): We've got years to figure this thing out! Plus, swords are awesome.	Topeka Prime (Cowputer Labs)
3	Yakmeat: You don't get it. Every time we run a simulation, we are literally creating an entire artificial universe to experiment with. And when an experiment is over, we're just turning off quadrillions of lives.	Topeka Prime (Cowputer Labs)
4	Phillip (hand on Yakmeat's shoulder): I can't conceive of a quantity that large. It's meaningless. You're speaking jibberish. Cornhusk: Each termination can be reduced to a function of 3.5 billion times the number of people exterminated by Adolph Hitler in your level's second world war. Yakmeat	Topeka Prime (Cowputer Labs)
5	Phillip (horrified): Oh my God. 3.5 gigahitlers? Each time?	Topeka Prime (Cowputer Labs)

Character Info

First Appearance
Phillip
genesis
Recent Appearances
the cows of justice part II: the corndog imperative (1 of 32)
the cows of justice (1 of 21)
making a hole (1 of 27)