October / 05 / 2006

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Panel	Dialogue	Location	Props
knackin' boots (12 of 17) strip info entered by Rich and approved by AsphaltBuffet
1	Glock: It's very nice that you took time to register the shareware and all, but how is this going to help us blow up Topeka Prime? Jon: That's a breeze. Hey, Semigod.	Universe (Artificial pocket)	Cigarette
2	Semigod: Howdy, registered user! Would you like to purchase an extended warranty? Jon: Semi, I'd like to import ten thermonuclear warheads and then re-export them to Topeka Prime. Glock	Universe (Artificial pocket)
3	Semigod: Weapons of mass destruction are classified as non-standard multiverse objects and require administrative access. Jon: Goddamned activist judges!	Universe (Artificial pocket)
4	Glock: It doesn't matter. We've nuked them before, remember? They're like cockroaches. We could send them a hundred nukes and they'd still come crawling back. We need a final solution.	Universe (Artificial pocket)	Cigarette
5	Jon: Like a 3-molar potassium chloride aqueous solution. Glock: What? Jon: Never mind.	Universe (Artificial pocket)	Cigarette

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