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November / 27 / 2006
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the cows of justice (2 of 21) strip info entered by Rich and approved by AsphaltBuffet |
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| Panel | Dialogue | Location | Props |
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| 1 |
Jonathan Rosenberg (drawing on computer tablet, sitting): Today is my 33rd birthday. |
House (Jonathan Rosenberg) Room (Home office) |
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| 2 |
Jonathan Rosenberg (holding comic strip): 33 years, and what do I have to show for it? Two thousand brilliant but misunderstood comic strips. |
House (Jonathan Rosenberg) Room (Home office) |
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| 3 |
Jonathan Rosenberg (holding Claude by tail): A dead cat. An expensive, inoperable clothes dryer. Claude (Jon & Amy's cat) |
House (Jonathan Rosenberg) Room |
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| 4 |
Jonathan Rosenberg (on ladder): A few secondhand robotic machine gun emplacements. |
House (Jonathan Rosenberg, on roof) |
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| 5 |
Jonathan Rosenberg (holding Red Bull, sitting): I bet Warren Buffet was doing better than this by 33. I bet Warren Buffet was drinking the blood of his accountants from a diamond goblet on his 33rd birthday. |
House (Jonathan Rosenberg) Room (Home office) |
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| 6 |
Jonathan Rosenberg: I'm gonna have to face it. I'm addicted to failure. |
House (Jonathan Rosenberg) Room |
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| 7 |
Jonathan Rosenberg (Hallucinating): And the only cure for failure is a lethal dose of cough syrup. |
House (Jonathan Rosenberg) Room |
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| 8 |
Good Hitler (holding cigarettte, holding martini): Don't do it, Jon! George W. Bush: Don't overdose on cough syrup! Jonathan Rosenberg (Hallucinating, holding cough syrup): Good Hitler? George W. Bush! What are you guys doing here? |
House (Jonathan Rosenberg) Room |
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| 9 |
George W. Bush (hands on Jon's shoulders): We're all here, Jon. Me, Good Hitler, one of those slug things, the fat chess kid and his toy, we're all here for ya! Speak-N-Spell (with beer): Spell "open bar" Jonathan Rosenberg (Hallucinating) Good Hitler (smoking) Chessmaster 2000 Snedroff (wearing hat) |
House (Jonathan Rosenberg) Room |
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| 10 |
Jonathan Rosenberg (Hallucinating): Hoggle! Hoggle: Jon, you should start a covert antiterrorist agency independent from any governmental oversight. Jonathan Rosenberg (Hallucinating): Okay! |
House (Jonathan Rosenberg) Room |
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| 11 |
Reese Witherspoon (hands on Jon): Happy birthday mister cartoonist. Jonathan Rosenberg (Hallucinating): Well hello Reese. Gus: Yes, happy birthday and such. Good Hitler (holding martini) Snedroff (wearing hat) Steve |
House (Jonathan Rosenberg) Room |
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| 12 |
Jonathan Rosenberg (Hallucinating): This is great, guys. I can't believe all you second-tier characters took the time to throw me a birthday party. Maybe I won't kill myself after all! Reese Witherspoon (hands on Jon) |
House (Jonathan Rosenberg) Room |
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| 13 |
Sporkles Mackenzie (surfing, wearing hat): Awesome! megaGAMER I: TOTALLY SWEET megaGAMER II: CHOOSE LIFE Jonathan Rosenberg (Hallucinating, holding cough syrup, holding Reese's head): You guys are the best hallucinations ever! Reese Witherspoon (kneeling, removing Jon's belt) |
House Room |
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Character Info
| Reese Witherspoon |
| First Appearance |
|---|
| a many splendored thing (10 of 19) |
| Recent Appearances |
| the office (12 of 64) |
| the cows of justice (2 of 21) |
| infinite typewriters (53 of 116) |
| Snedroff |
| First Appearance |
|---|
| mission: improbable (7 of 12) |
| Recent Appearances |
| the cows of justice (2 of 21) |
| battle of the network slugs (26 of 30) |
| good phil hunting (7 of 15) |
| Good Hitler |
| First Appearance |
|---|
| good hitler vs. space hitler (2 of 19) |
| Recent Appearances |
| the cows of justice (2 of 21) |
| guest week(s) 2005 (2 of 11) |
| good hitler vs. space hitler (2 of 19) |
| Jonathan Rosenberg |
| First Appearance |
|---|
| the cows of justice (2 of 21) |
| Recent Appearances |
| showcase showdown (22 of 83) |
| the cows of justice (2 of 21) |
| Gus |
| First Appearance |
|---|
| infinite typewriters (51 of 116) |
| Recent Appearances |
| lost (3 of 32) |
| showcase showdown (7 of 83) |
| the fine print (23 of 36) |
| Chessmaster 2000 |
| First Appearance |
|---|
| chessmaster 2000 (1 of 3) |
| Recent Appearances |
| the cows of justice (2 of 21) |
| neil and bob's big adventure (26 of 29) |
| the phantom chessmaster (1 of 6) |
| Claude |
| First Appearance |
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| one for the road (10 of 21) |
| Recent Appearances |
| the cows of justice (2 of 21) |
| one for the road (10 of 21) |
| Steve |
| First Appearance |
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| infinite typewriters (51 of 116) |
| Recent Appearances |
| lost (4 of 32) |
| showcase showdown (7 of 83) |
| the fine print (23 of 36) |
| megaGAMER II |
| First Appearance |
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| you're so vain (4 of 8) |
| Recent Appearances |
| gamer2 goes to washington (1 of 5) |
| megagamerz interlude (1 of 5) |
| the cows of justice (2 of 21) |
| George W. Bush |
| First Appearance |
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| chaos pope (13 of 16) |
| Recent Appearances |
| the cows of justice (2 of 21) |
| a dish best served delicious (or, invoking godwin's law) (9 of 33) |
| unconventional (or, a short dalliance with navel-gazing) (12 of 21) |
| Hoggle |
| First Appearance |
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| the cows of justice (2 of 21) |
| Recent Appearances |
| the cows of justice (2 of 21) |
| Sporkles Mackenzie |
| First Appearance |
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| pork and adultery (3 of 24) |
| Recent Appearances |
| the cows of justice (2 of 21) |
| goats open mic week (3 of 5) |
| pork and adultery (3 of 24) |
| Speak-N-Spell |
| First Appearance |
|---|
| chessmaster 2000 (1 of 3) |
| Recent Appearances |
| the cows of justice (2 of 21) |
| neil and bob's big adventure (26 of 29) |
| the phantom chessmaster (1 of 6) |
| megaGAMER I |
| First Appearance |
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| you're so vain (4 of 8) |
| Recent Appearances |
| gamer2 goes to washington (1 of 5) |
| megagamerz interlude (1 of 5) |
| the cows of justice (2 of 21) |