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Detailed Strip Info
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the cows of justice part II: the corndog imperative (23 of 32) strip info entered by themysticalone and approved by AsphaltBuffet |
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| Panel | Dialogue | Location | Props |
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| 1 |
Phillip: What are you doing? Farmella Cummington-Bloomers (reconstructing the corndog): Trying to put this dog back together. I'm missing an eyeball, two spinal cubes and a crotch-licking subroutine. Corndog(s) (partially reconstructed) |
The Interstice (Inside Rocco's Mouth) |
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| 2 |
Phillip: I'm sure they'll turn up. Farmella Cummington-Bloomers (reconstructing the corndog): I'm always doing this, you know. Tidying up like mad when everything else in the world is out of my control. My underwear drawer is alphabetized. Corndog(s) (partially reconstructed) |
The Interstice (Inside Rocco's Mouth) |
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| 3 |
Farmella Cummington-Bloomers: The Almanac is infallible! The code monks figgered all that stuff out centuries ago, it's never been wrong. Corndog(s) (partially reconstructed) |
The Interstice (Inside Rocco's Mouth) |
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| 4 |
Phillip (holding over-clocked lemon): I'm guessing all those holes in the Almanac conveniently correspond to the bits of history that didn't match up with their predictions. Over-Clocked Lemon (glowing) |
The Interstice (Inside Rocco's Mouth) |
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| 5 |
Phillip (holding over-clocked lemon): I'm telling you, my sims never got the same results twice. A blade of grass in a strong wind would blow left instead of right. McNuggets came in seven-piece boxes instead of six. Sometimes the village people had a drummer named Herschel. That sort of thing. Over-Clocked Lemon (glowing) Farmella Cummington-Bloomers |
The Interstice (Inside Rocco's Mouth) |
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| 6 |
Phillip: The truth is you can...reall...anyth... Farmella Cummington-Bloomers (interrupting Phillip): The truth is you can't really predict anything. Phillip: Wiseass Farmella Cummington-Bloomers (interrupting Phillip): Wiseass. Corndog(s) (partially reconstructed) |
The Interstice (Inside Rocco's Mouth) |
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Character Info
| Over-Clocked Lemon |
| First Appearance |
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| doodletown (11 of 30) |
| Recent Appearances |
| the cows of justice part II: the corndog imperative (13 of 32) |
| a dish best served delicious (or, invoking godwin's law) (1 of 33) |
| doodletown (11 of 30) |
| Corndog(s) |
| First Appearance |
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| the cows of justice part II: the corndog imperative (4 of 32) |
| Recent Appearances |
| the cows of justice part II: the corndog imperative (4 of 32) |
| Farmella Cummington-Bloomers |
| First Appearance |
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| but you can't stay here (6 of 13) |
| Recent Appearances |
| the cows of justice part II: the corndog imperative (1 of 32) |
| the cows of justice (7 of 21) |
| making a hole (1 of 27) |
| Phillip |
| First Appearance |
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| genesis |
| Recent Appearances |
| the cows of justice part II: the corndog imperative (1 of 32) |
| the cows of justice (1 of 21) |
| making a hole (1 of 27) |