March / 07 / 2007
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the fine print (3 of 36)
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Panel Dialogue Location Props
1 Jon: You can't just require me to work for you.
One Death: Why not? You're working for Rainbow Brite and it doesn't look like there was much of an interview process.
Seven Death
Pub (Stub)
  • Booth
  • Ketchup
  • Napkin Dispenser
  • Salt and Pepper Shakers (On Table)
  • Table
2 Jon: That's not work. That's the self-preserving behavior of a desperate man under duress by a giant lizard with a big knife. You'll need more than a polite request to motivate me.
Pub (Stub)
3 One Death (Wearing glasses): This isn't a request Kemosabe! You agreed to my software license, which states very clearly that, in exchange for use of the GNUniverse 1.3 Pocket Universe Operating System you surrender to me upon your death all rights to your intellectual property, intrinsic and generated, your physical multiversal presence and image, and your free will.
Pub (Stub)
  • Booth
  • Napkin Dispenser
  • Salt and Pepper Shakers (On Table)
  • paper (Software License)
  • Glasses
4 Jon: What?
Seven Death: You killed yourself so now you're his bitch. I hope you like latex facemasks.
Pub (Stub)
  • Booth

Character Info

One Death
First Appearance
infinite typewriters (28 of 116)
Recent Appearances
the office (61 of 64)
showcase showdown (47 of 83)
the fine print (1 of 36)
Jon
First Appearance
genesis
Recent Appearances
inhuman resources (1 of 26)
the office (7 of 64)
showcase showdown (2 of 83)
Seven Death
First Appearance
infinite typewriters (28 of 116)
Recent Appearances
the office (61 of 64)
showcase showdown (47 of 83)
the fine print (3 of 36)