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Panel Dialogue Location Props
1 Farmhand Brock (hands raised): Watch where you poke with that thing
I'm saving myself for marriage!
Farmhand Bean (hands raised): Vegetables can't get married.
Farmella Cummington-Bloomers (hands raised): Why shouldn't vegetables be allowed to marry anything they want?
Neil (holding gun)
Ice Nine
Spaceship (Hatch, Room)
  • Gun (Laser)
  • Door (Spaceship)
2 Farmhand Bean (hands raised): Because it would violate the sanctity of marriage.
Farmella Cummington-Bloomers (voice only): That's ludicrous.
Ice Nine
Spaceship (Room)
3 Farmhand Bean (hands raised): The great Farmer's Almanac says our drunken Lord defined marriage as a sacred institution between a man and a woman, or two men, or a man and robot that looks like a lady, or two ladies and a small horse, or two cousins that ain't met before, or a man and whatever mammal or bird is most handy.
But He ain't never said nothing' about no veggies. Thas' just icky to think about.
Farmhand Brock (hands raised)
Farmella Cummington-Bloomers (Hair Only)
Ice Nine
Spaceship (Room)
  • Gun (Laser)
4 Neil (holding gun): How about an alien and a dozen hamsters and a car battery?
Farmhand Bean: I guess that'd be okay. As long as you wasn't all showy about it.
Neil (holding gun): Hallalujah!
Farmhand Brock
Ice Nine
Spaceship (Room)
  • Gun (Laser)

Character Info

Neil
First Appearance
phillip gets abducted (3 of 6)
Recent Appearances
showcase showdown (8 of 83)
burn this, part 2 (4 of 31)
burn this (1 of 5)
Farmella Cummington-Bloomers
First Appearance
but you can't stay here (6 of 13)
Recent Appearances
lost (3 of 32)
showcase showdown (6 of 83)
burn this, part 2 (1 of 31)
Farmhand Brock
First Appearance
making a hole (15 of 27)
Recent Appearances
the interstice lounge (4 of 13)
showcase showdown (6 of 83)
burn this, part 2 (4 of 31)
Farmhand Bean
First Appearance
good phil hunting (15 of 15)
Recent Appearances
the interstice lounge (4 of 13)
showcase showdown (6 of 83)
burn this, part 2 (1 of 31)