April / 28 / 1997

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I don't think that Jolly Rancher broadcasts these commercials anymore. A shame.

Panel	Dialogue	Location	Props
giant candy strip info entered by tor and approved by phillip
1	Jon: I don't get these commercials with the giant candies. Phillip: I like 'em. I wish I had a giant candy.	Apartment (Original)	Beer (Bottle or Can) Television
2	Phillip: If I had a giant candy I'd make a house out of it. I'd use my tongue and saliva to carve out a comfy candy abode, complete with furniture.	Apartment (Original)	Television
3	Phillip: Of course, if I sweated too much, I might get stuck to the couch. Jon: Like anyone would notice the difference.	Apartment (Original)	Television

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