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chessmaster 2000 vs. the anti-newtonian terrorists (4 of 4) strip info entered by tor and approved by jgarcia |
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No Character (as text): Yesterday's episode of 'Goats' featured two panels, in which the only artwork was a pair of crudely-drawn shoes. While some readers have praised the artist for his minimalist genius, others claim he's a lazy bastard. Who's right? We'll find out today as...Readers Respond! |
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Unknown Bearded Bowtie Guy: He calls himself an artist? Ha! That lazy commie should be stripped naked and rubbed against Pol Pot's rotting corpse. Brooke Shields: I don't think we should be so hard on him. I, too, know the pain of having no talent. Pamela Anderson: He's dreamy. He reminds me of Tommy. Scott Baio: I made a doodie in my pants. |
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Character Info
| Scott Baio |
| First Appearance |
|---|
| chessmaster 2000 vs. the anti-newtonian terrorists (4 of 4) |
| Recent Appearances |
| space wizards (9 of 20) |
| killing time (3 of 8) |
| megan (19 of 32) |
| Unknown Bearded Bowtie Guy |
| First Appearance |
|---|
| chessmaster 2000 vs. the anti-newtonian terrorists (4 of 4) |
| Recent Appearances |
| chessmaster 2000 vs. the anti-newtonian terrorists (4 of 4) |
| Brooke Shields |
| First Appearance |
|---|
| chessmaster 2000 vs. the anti-newtonian terrorists (4 of 4) |
| Recent Appearances |
| the phantom chessmaster (2 of 6) |
| altered states (of pudding) (24 of 32) |
| animal abuse (21 of 26) |
| Pamela Anderson |
| First Appearance |
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| chessmaster 2000 vs. the anti-newtonian terrorists (4 of 4) |
| Recent Appearances |
| animal abuse (21 of 26) |
| chessmaster 2000 vs. the anti-newtonian terrorists (4 of 4) |
| No Character |
| First Appearance |
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| damn bats |
| Recent Appearances |
| a dish best served delicious (or, invoking godwin's law) (33 of 33) |
| chaos pope (10 of 16) |
| it's about time (5 of 11) |