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Mad Dog Bonney

Part crazy, part mangy, all rabid, you're the pirate all the others fear might just snap soon. You can be a little bit unpredictable, but a pirate's life is far from full of certainties, so that fits in pretty well. Arr!

Your pirate name is:

Captain Bess Flint

Even though there's no legal rank on a pirate ship, everyone recognizes you're the one in charge. Like the rock flint, you're hard and sharp. But, also like flint, you're easily chipped, and sparky. Arr! (of course the fact that I already have 2 parrots puts me ahead I reckon. arrr.)

Dread Pirate Read

Like the famous Dread Pirate Roberts, you have a keen head for how to make a profit. Even through many pirates have a reputation for not being the brightest souls on earth, you defy the sterotypes. You've got taste and education. Arr!

Hmmm, that doesn't sound so pirate-like.

Iron Jack Kidd

A pirate's life isn't easy; it takes a tough person. That's okay with you, though, since you are that person. Even though you're not always the traditional swaggering gallant, your steadiness and planning make you a fine, reliable pirate. Arr!

Your pirate name is:

Mad Jack Rackham

Every pirate is a little bit crazy. You, though, are more than just a little bit. You have the good fortune of having a good name, since Rackham (pronounced RACKem, not rack-ham) is one of the coolest sounding surnames for a pirate. Arr!

Black John Cash

Like anyone confronted with the harshness of robbery on the high seas, you can be pessimistic at times. You're musical, and you've got a certain style if not flair. You'll do just fine. Arr!

Your pirate name is:

Bloody Charity Bonney

Every pirate lives for something different. For some, it's the open sea. For others (the masochists), it's the food. For you, it's definitely the fighting. You can be a little bit unpredictable, but a pirate's life is far from full of certainties, so that fits in pretty well. Arr!

thanks for posting this. it kept my friends and I amused for some time.

Have you guys seen the "Porn Star or Pony?" thing on the Brunching Shuttlecocks' web site?

In Response to simon_moon (#1873):

Is anyone else bothered by the idea of a musical pirate? One with style, no less?

Your pirate name is:


Iron Sam Bonney


A pirate's life isn't easy; it takes a tough person. That's okay with you, though, since you are that person. You can be a little bit unpredictable, but a pirate's life is far from full of certainties, so that fits in pretty well. Arr!

how depressing, it won't let me do it. i guess i'm not cool enough to be a pirate.. :(

In Response to TheMooseKing (#1882):

Are you saying you get 'bothered' when you think about stylish, musical pirates? Are you sure you meant to admit that?

Iron Tom Vane

A pirate's life isn't easy; it takes a tough person. That's okay with you, though, since you are that person. You tend to blend into the background occaisionally, but that's okay, because it's much easier to sneak up on people and disembowel them that way. Arr!

In Response to zamphir (#1888):

I have to say I'm very bothered by stylish, musical pirates. They give me nightmares. Flashbacks of cheezy themepark rides...
Aghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.........

Wild Eyed Jo

Every pirate needs a reputation, and a mysterious one is the best. No one will ever know what made you wild eyed, just that you are. Plus being wild eyed kind of indicates crazy, and there ain't nothin' wrong with that.

Your pirate name is:

Iron Davy Read

A pirate's life isn't easy; it takes a tough person. That's okay with you, though, since you are that person. Even through many pirates have a reputation for not being the brightest souls on earth, you defy the sterotypes. You've got taste and education. Arr!

In Response to coolhand (#1891):

I'm confused. How can something 'stylish' remind you of something 'cheezy'? They seem incompatible to me. It may not be easy to be cheezy, but it's not stylish either.

In Response to TheMooseKing (#1882):

Nope.

I think it suits me, and my piratical namesake, (think "Man in Black", but lean away from The Princess Bride) just fine.

Your pirate name is:

Dread Pirate Kidd

Like the famous Dread Pirate Roberts, you have a keen head for how to make a profit. Even though you're not always the traditional swaggering gallant, your steadiness and planning make you a fine, reliable pirate. Arr!

Mad Tom Kidd

Every pirate is a little bit crazy. You, though, are more than just a little bit. Even though you're not always the traditional swaggering gallant, your steadiness and planning make you a fine, reliable pirate. Arr!

In Response to dirtygeek (#1885):

I had to switch to Netscape... stupid Internet Explorer. I know Micro$oft doesn't like people pirating software, but honestly, this is too far Bill....

Bloody Jack Flint

Every pirate lives for something different. For some, it's the open sea. For others (the masochists), it's the food. For you, it's definitely the fighting. Like the rock flint, you're hard and sharp. But, also like flint, you're easily chipped, and sparky. Arr!