Things I firmly believe despite ample evidence to the contrary. (12 comments)
tynic
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Things I firmly believe despite ample evidence to
posted Wednesday, July 23, 2008 - 10:30 AM (#43940)

Cycling home with a full bladder will make me get there faster. Because of wanting.


Your turn.


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zamphir
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Re: Things I firmly believe despite ample evidence (Score: 2)
posted Wednesday, July 23, 2008 - 02:36 PM (#43948)

a) Don't get me started.
2) That things will get better.


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Teledildonix
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Re: Things I firmly believe despite ample evidence (Score: 2)
posted Thursday, July 24, 2008 - 01:14 AM (#43953)
In Response to zamphir (#43948):

it'll fit... it'll fit... it'll fit...
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Robonun
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Re: Things I firmly believe despite ample evidence (Score: 2)
posted Monday, July 28, 2008 - 02:58 PM (#43988)
In Response to Teledildonix (#43953):

it'll fit... it'll fit... it'll fit...
your post + your username = epic lolz!
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Dynedain
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Re: Things I firmly believe despite ample evidence (Score: 2)
posted Wednesday, July 30, 2008 - 02:27 PM (#44006)
In Response to Robonun (#43988):

You just now noticed the frequent allusions of Tele* ?


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Teledildonix
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Re: Things I firmly believe despite ample evidence (Score: 2)
posted Sunday, August 03, 2008 - 06:14 PM (#44069)
In Response to Dynedain (#44006):

You just now noticed the frequent allusions of Tele* ?
Well, natch. Because i'm so subtle and mysterious.
( - : =
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pupdog
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Re: Things I firmly believe despite ample evidence (Score: 2)
posted Monday, August 04, 2008 - 12:44 AM (#44073)
In Response to Teledildonix (#44069):

Well, natch. Because i'm so subtle and mysterious. ( - : =

and just a little creepy, like that hot cousin you can't help but think about at family gather...


nevermind...
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deerboy
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Re: Things I firmly believe despite ample evidence (Score: 2)
posted Monday, August 04, 2008 - 01:04 AM (#44075)
In Response to pupdog (#44073):

like that hot cousin

and so we learn


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zamphir
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Re: Things I firmly believe despite ample evidence (Score: 2)
posted Tuesday, August 05, 2008 - 11:57 AM (#44097)
In Response to deerboy (#44075):

and so we learn

Oooo... Optomism...


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sakuruth
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Re: Things I firmly believe despite ample evidence (Score: 2)
posted Tuesday, August 05, 2008 - 01:18 PM (#44098)
In Response to zamphir (#44097):

Optomism...

No comment.

Also, in the original spirit of the thread:

Mutant bears = terrorism.


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zamphir
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Re: Things I firmly believe despite ample evidence (Score: 2)
posted Tuesday, August 05, 2008 - 02:20 PM (#44099)
In Response to sakuruth (#44098):

Optomism...

No comment.

Made you post! Made you post!

YHBT, HTH, HAND, OKTHXBYE.


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tor
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Re: Things I firmly believe despite ample evidence (Score: 2)
posted Wednesday, August 06, 2008 - 08:09 PM (#44116)

When I am drunk before midday I am required to post to the internet.

Spiced Rum is a breakfast spirit I now believe.

Wait, the first one was the thing with the ample evidence to the contrary, the second thing is true. It doesn't even clash with toothpaste. The vanilla notes just meld with the mint and everything is good. And I even used some of that toothpaste with baking soda in it, so if the rum beats that it wins as (current) all time best breakfast spirit.


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Re: Things I firmly believe despite ample evidence (Score: 2)
posted Wednesday, August 20, 2008 - 01:45 PM (#44383)

People are inherently good.


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