I found this game on another message board, and realized we hadn't had one of these in a while.

Basically, the first person makes up a word.

Then the person after them defines that word in traditional dictionary style; be sure to include what part of speech it is (verbs, nouns, that sort of thing), and number your definitions if the word has more than one meaning.

Then that person offers their own made-up word.

My word: Plenicate

Plenicate: n. To remove the filling from a doughnut without consuming the rest of the doughnut

My word: ghyfle

In Response to zamphir (#4981):

Ghyfle: adj. Descriptive of that moment in which one realises that a word does not contain enough vowels, and therefore one has no idea how to pronounce it.

My word : hadgepipe

Cheers,
Graham

In Response to albionsoft (#4985):

Nice one.

Hadgepipe:
1) noun. The special sort of pipe that allows Buggs Bunny to deflect bullets into the unmentionables of his enemies.
2) noun. slang. The pipe used to distribute "Silver Bullets" into the gaping, thirsty maws of frat brothers everywhere.

New word: quiddleon

In Response to Raphael (#4997):

Quiddleon (n.): A subatomic particle found chiefly in handlebar mustaches; the motion of the quiddleon causes said mustaches to curl, even in the absence of wax or similar agents.

Drefuscular.

In Response to TheMooseKing (#5000):

Drefuscular (adj.): Of, relating to, or consisting of Julia Louis-Dreyfus (letter y dropped from word to aid in pronunciation).

This is kinda like The Meaning of Liff.

Asmorticle

In Response to FeldmanSkitzoid (#5005):

Asmorticle (n): A frozen object, similar to an icicle, but formed of raw, frozen sewage.

Yippel

In Response to FeldmanSkitzoid (#5005):

Asmorticle (n.): A bowl of carved bone, used in the middle ages to mix the fluids required for embalming.

Melcian

In Response to albionsoft (#5006):

Yippel (n): The area of a dog's stomach that, when rubbed, causes the dog's legs to kick back and forth.

Plunkery

In Response to misere (#5016):

Plunkery (n): The act of stealing a pachinko machine; a felony in most states.

Flernswad

In Response to Grimoire (#5007):

Melcian (biographical name): Sixth century Byzantine philosopher known for his ekphrasis on S&M brothels in southern Anatolia.

frongitive

In Response to saskia (#5028):

According to my Dr. Seuss dictionary:

Frongative: A medical condition due to lack of inhibition, from rolling in the wood without a jacket hood, your skin quickly burns, after touching many ferns, you get agressive spores, burrowing deep into your pores, from your face it starts to sprout, as in pain you scream and shout, and to the doctor you must go, as tears begin to flow.

The next canidate is acomacomadan.

In Response to Raphael (#5040):

Acomacomadan: noun. Scientific name for the snake known as "Todesschlange", found in the southern regions of Bavaria. Acomacomadan is a member of the genus relstab, a little known family of two-headed snakes. Distinguishing features are listed as follows: Green and black stripes, sharp, pointy teeth, average length of 7-8 feet, speaks fluent German, and, well come on now. Two heads.

Next word: Visimardition

In Response to daubergoat (#5041):

Vismardition: noun. The act of blocking ones own vision with their hands in order to:
a)Play a game as in 'Peek-a-Boo' or,
b)Hide from fear inducing things with the erroneous thought that what you cannot see is not there.

Lets try: Quinxly

In Response to Rich (#5044):

To briefly reconnect the game :

Flernswad (n.) : A particularly unpleasant green slime that only appears in the glass from which you have already swallowed a mouthful of water.

Quinxly (adv.) : A movement in the manner of a Quinx, i.e. with a slozengy stride.

Next up : Snartch

Snartch n: The sound made by attempting to empty the sphenoidal sinuses through the main nasal cavity, when the mucoisal substance has been thickened and partially dried through the action of antihistamines.

New word: uolating

In Response to zamphir (#5054):

u•o•la•ting v.: The act of threatening, maiming, or killing Jehovah's Witnesses. "There was this religious freak at my door, so I uolated him."

In Response to daubergoat (#5055):

...and the next word is Almswabble.

In Response to albionsoft (#5046):

Snarch (n.) : The portion of the female anatomy that is the goal of the extremely inebriated. i.e.: *HIC* Hey, cutie, I...I er...I was watchink youze...and *HIC* I want tooooo do nawughty thingsh to yer snarch. *falls over*

Weqenu (the u after the q is invisible, but not silent)

In Response to daubergoat (#5056):

Almswabble (n.) : The little shake given to the collection plate in church so that all the coins already on it rattle and bounce, thus hiding the fact that you aren't giving any money yourself, and indeed are probably pocketing some of the larger value notes.

Next word : Strobly

In Response to albionsoft (#5065):

stro•bly: adv. In a flashy manner. He walked strobly into the disco.

Next word: texegarion

In Response to daubergoat (#5067):

tex-i-jar-ion: n. the cloth, used in eastern orthodox religious services, wrapped around any holy vessel for transportation from the vault to the sanctuary.

quiniduct

In Response to saskia (#5115):

I refuse to allow this game to end...

quin•i•duct: n. Where eskimo tears come from.

If that's too obscure, see here [webfitz.com].

Next word: simaciously

In Response to daubergoat (#5116):

simaciously adv. In a manner to show expose the flesh of the buttocks.

He protested both vicariously and simaciously, by contributing to Moon the WhiteHouse [moonthewhitehouse.com]

new word: paschnizzle

In Response to zamphir (#5117):

paschnizzle. (n) sl. dialectic/slang term denoting high achievement. particularly prevalent among pot head skater types on the west coast.

"dude, did you see that wipeout? that was totally the paschnizzle."

In Response to saskia (#5146):

banffurt (n) : someone who forgets to pass the baton.

next word: droofly