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POLL RESULTS: Thanks A Lot, Intelligent Design: (17 comments)
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POLL: Thanks A Lot, Intelligent Design

in Merchandise by jon

Tuesday, March 06, 2007 - 10:32 AM

Our religious friends tell us that life on Earth is far too complex to have evolved on its own, therefore there must have been an Intelligent Creator guiding the process. If this is true, then our Intelligent Designer has a lot of 'splainin' to do. Where is my third arm? Where's my cupholder? Why is Ann Coulter so freaking ugly? Inquiring minds want to know.

Thanks A Lot, Intelligent Design t-shirts will be available for pre-order in four different varieties including Hanes, American Apparel and Bella babydoll styles until the Ides of March, when it may very well be betrayed by its t-shirt brethren.

POLL: How did life on Earth come into existence in all its forms?
 
 9% (142) God
 
 2% (40) Aliens
 
 5% (87) Spontaneous Generation
 
 19% (287) Evolution
 
 31% (462) Spaghetti Monsters
 
 16% (235) Regular Monsters
 
 14% (206) Robots
1459 people have voted in this poll. (This poll is not active.)
rmharman
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I think it says a lot about us as an audience... (Score: 1)
posted Tuesday, March 06, 2007 - 11:23 AM (#37503)

...that the Flying Spaghetti Monster is winning.

Aye, Pastafarian mateys! Victory is arrrrrrrrrs!


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Evander
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Re: Thanks A Lot, Intelligent Design (Score: 2)
posted Tuesday, March 06, 2007 - 02:43 PM (#37507)
Actually, as a person of a religion, I always felt that intelligent design was kind of an insult to God. It's like, God is all powerful, but he can't design a fucking eyeball well enough so that I don't need glasses?

What I really don't get, though, is why folks in the middle of the country get to refuse to believe in evolution, but I have to accept that Pluto isn't a planet, and the Brontosaurus isn't a dinosaur. I think I'm gonna have to home-school my kids.
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zamphir
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Re: Thanks A Lot, Intelligent Design (Score: 2)
posted Tuesday, March 06, 2007 - 04:46 PM (#37510)
In Response to Evander (#37507):

God doesn't trust you with good vision.


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Krendal
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Re: Thanks A Lot, Intelligent Design (Score: 1)
posted Tuesday, March 06, 2007 - 05:37 PM (#37511)

dammit jon! you just keep cranking out the cool t-shirts lately! i can't keep up! (well actually, do to my ill-deserved government funds I can, for the moment, keep up. i guess i should be thankful for that.)


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Evander
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Re: Thanks A Lot, Intelligent Design (Score: 2)
posted Wednesday, March 07, 2007 - 06:29 AM (#37514)
In Response to zamphir (#37510):

See, that's the thing. If you go for intelligent design, then either god is an idiot or a dick.
I preffer the theory that aliens came to earth and fucked monkeys.
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mkinyon
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Re: Thanks A Lot, Intelligent Design (Score: 2)
posted Wednesday, March 07, 2007 - 08:05 AM (#37516)

What the poll options actually reveal is that spaghetti with meatballs makes Jon irregular.


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danixdefcon5
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Arrrrr!!! (Score: 1)
posted Wednesday, March 07, 2007 - 08:35 AM (#37517)

Shiver me timbers!! So it is true!! The Flying Spaghetti Monster created the world!!!

Now excuse me as I turn into a pirate to save the world from global warming. Arrrrrrr!!!

Touched by his Noodly Appendage


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AsphaltBuffet
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Re: Thanks A Lot, Intelligent Design (Score: 2)
posted Saturday, March 10, 2007 - 09:24 AM (#37538)

Where's my cupholder?

You've obviously never seen a fat guy slouch in a chair and set his beer on his gut.


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tor
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Re: Thanks A Lot, Intelligent Design (Score: 2)
posted Sunday, March 11, 2007 - 04:32 AM (#37542)
In Response to AsphaltBuffet (#37538):

I saw a guy do that standing up.

It wasn't wobbly or anything, solid like some kind of sedimentary substance.

Then he wiggled his belly and was able to stoop and drink form it.

One of the few moments in my life I wished I had a hat so that I could doff it.

Actually that's a lie, I really want hats to come back in.

Just boring hats like those guys wear in the movies from the 40's. They don't have to be cool hats like berets, just a snappy little number which maybe has a dry cleaning ticket in the band.

Sort of like that guy from that get shorty movie.

I'd look like crap but what the hell, I'd feel cool.

I have a big old puffy french style chefs hat which is kind of like a beret, it has my name embroidered on the band.

I wear it when cooking for "sweat in food" prevention but have been tempted to wear it to work.

Man I like hats.


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AsphaltBuffet
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Re: Thanks A Lot, Intelligent Design (Score: 2)
posted Sunday, March 11, 2007 - 10:43 AM (#37543)
In Response to tor (#37542):

I've been wanting to get a nice fedora lately. Hats just seem so nice. I've taken to wearing a sweatband if I'm sweating while cooking.


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Lonely Goatherd
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Re: I think it says a lot about us as an audience. (Score: 0)
posted Sunday, March 11, 2007 - 01:29 PM (#37544)
In Response to rmharman (#37503):

Pastafinarian*


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AsphaltBuffet
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Re: I think it says a lot about us as an audience. (Score: 2)
posted Monday, March 12, 2007 - 12:15 AM (#37545)
In Response to Lonely Goatherd (#37544):

Pastafinarian*

No [wikipedia.org], he was right.


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deerboy
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Re: Thanks A Lot, Intelligent Design (Score: 2)
posted Monday, March 12, 2007 - 12:43 AM (#37547)
In Response to Evander (#37514):

god is an idiot or a dick

This argument applies only to intelligent design? No wonder I only saw one set of footsteps . . .


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Re: Thanks A Lot, Intelligent Design (Score: 2)
posted Monday, March 12, 2007 - 12:44 AM (#37548)
In Response to tor (#37542):

Tartan golf hat for me :)

I would've gone for a suede fedora and one stage in my life, but right now I have too much hair.


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unFalln
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Re: I think it says a lot about us as an audience. (Score: 2)
posted Monday, March 12, 2007 - 01:04 AM (#37549)
In Response to rmharman (#37503):

I voted for Spagetti Monster without a clue about Pastafarianism.

I also would've put Pastafarianism on my census if I had've heard about it.


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Pismo Beach? wrong turn at Albuquerque (Score: 2)
posted Monday, March 12, 2007 - 02:49 AM (#37551)
In Response to deerboy (#37547):

Oh, you and your fancy-schmancy levitation.
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Evander
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Re: Thanks A Lot, Intelligent Design (Score: 2)
posted Monday, March 12, 2007 - 09:24 PM (#37554)
In Response to deerboy (#37547):

No wonder I only saw one set of footsteps . . .

Okay, he's either an idiot, a dick, or a hippy who likes giving piggy-back rides.
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