POLL RESULTS: Yet Another Useless Social Network + Pints: (13 comments)

POLL: Yet Another Useless Social Network + Pints

Friday, March 21, 2008 - 02:17 PM

Now I've been told I need to be on Twitter. The half-life of my interest and participation in these social networks seems to be about 3 months, but Twitter is simple enough and there don't seem to be any zombies or ninjas so far, which is unusual for the internet.

The first batch of pint glasses are already sold out, I've placed an order for the second batch and those should be out in the mail by mid-April. I'll endeavor to keep them in stock going forward.

Point of interest (to me, anyway): According to this poll, I would have needed a minimum of 1,150 pint glasses to satisfy the demands of all the poll respondents, but a run of only 72 met most of the immediate demand; I am guessing a run of 144 would have taken care of the initial sales plus the long tail of the next couple of weeks.

Since demand was only about a tenth of that indicated by the poll, that means I can easily assume that approx. 90% of my readers are liars. It's a useful statistic to have, now I can adjust initial orders accordingly.

POLL: What should be the next new product?
 
41% (296) Litany of Beer Pint Glasses
 
38% (277) Fish Pint Glasses
 
5% (41) Pub Stub T-Shirts
 
14% (106) Pub Stub Flasks
720 people have voted in this poll. (This poll is not active.)
bobismyalium
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Re: Yet Another Useless Social Network + Pints (Score: 1)
posted Friday, March 21, 2008 - 02:21 PM (#41555)

I vote for Fish Pint Glasses!
Ooh, ahh.
I can see it now.


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Re: Yet Another Useless Social Network + Pints (Score: 1)
posted Saturday, March 22, 2008 - 08:21 AM (#41571)

How about full size [google.com] pints for international shipping?


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Re: Yet Another Useless Social Network + Pints (Score: 1)
posted Sunday, March 23, 2008 - 02:03 AM (#41580)

I lied in the poll for pub stub pint glasses - I said I would only buy one, but I pre-ordered two. I'm sorry.


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Re: Yet Another Useless Social Network + Pints (Score: 2)
posted Sunday, March 23, 2008 - 11:46 AM (#41586)

i love the design, the idea, and everything, but pints of the beers I drink are more than 16 oz and i got rid of my old "pint" glasses for that reason. Unfortunately I didn't really want to revisit that again.


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Re: Yet Another Useless Social Network + Pints (Score: 2)
posted Sunday, March 23, 2008 - 11:21 PM (#41596)
In Response to wanker (#41571):

Sorry, I was only able to find a printer who offered 16oz pints. I will keep my eyes out for 20oz pints!


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Re: Yet Another Useless Social Network + Pints (Score: 1)
posted Monday, March 24, 2008 - 03:57 AM (#41609)

The current results of this poll also express the ratios of how much I want these items. However, the 90 percent of readers being liars to 10 percent non-liars is the ratio that more accurately reflects how much money I owe to how much money I have. If the glasses are still around in May when I get my first paycheque in 8 months, I will buy one.


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Re: Yet Another Useless Social Network + Pints (Score: 1)
posted Monday, March 24, 2008 - 07:31 AM (#41610)

It could be that some of the readers are not necessarily liars, but amnesiacs or compulsives who vote over and over in the poll because they forgot they did before or just because they need to.


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Re: Yet Another Useless Social Network + Pints (Score: 2)
posted Monday, March 24, 2008 - 05:07 PM (#41621)

I like both pint glass ideas and the t-shirt. Any chance you can make Pub Stub a wallpaper?

No flasks for me. I don't even use the one from my brothers wedding.


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Re: Yet Another Useless Social Network + Pints (Score: 2)
posted Monday, March 24, 2008 - 06:20 PM (#41622)

I have the ThinkGeek pint glasses [thinkgeek.com], but I would much rather have a set of Fish pint glasses, complete with the caption "Don't ask me lady, I live in beer."

I'm sure it would partially alleviate the demand for a Fish action figure that could rest on the rim of the glass as had been proposed so many eons ago.


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Re: Yet Another Useless Social Network + Pints (Score: 2)
posted Monday, March 24, 2008 - 06:22 PM (#41623)
In Response to Dynedain (#41622):

And I still have my Litany of Beer stein and t-shirt and so probably wouldn't buy it in pint-glass form.

While 16oz pint glasses are a nice improvement over my existing 12oz ones, the 20oz imperial pint would be ideal.


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Oh...Damn...It... (Score: 1)
posted Wednesday, March 26, 2008 - 01:43 AM (#41648)

I missed out on the pint glass pre-order? Frak!


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Re: Oh...Damn...It... (Score: 2)
posted Wednesday, March 26, 2008 - 12:13 PM (#41662)
In Response to wjblack (#41648):

You can still order, it may just take a little longer to get them since the second batch is still at the printer.


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Re: Yet Another Useless Social Network + Pints (Score: 1)
posted Thursday, March 27, 2008 - 02:55 AM (#41687)

I'll have you know that I didn't vote in that poll, but pre-ordered two.
I think that your readers just vote on what they think would be cool, and they'd probably buy the stuff that they say they would under optimal conditions (i.e. bigger, cheaper, glasses for example)


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