It's bad out there, friends. Half of you are out of work and the other half are getting notice next week. You're probably thinking that it would be wise to save your dollars and euros and whatnot for important things like food and mortgage payments. But you'd be wrong .
All this is your fault. Your lack of consumer confidence has brought these dark times upon us! Our civilization only functions smoothly when all of us are buying lots and lots of things we don't need, and you personally are failing to buy items from the Goats Store fast enough to fix the economy.
As such, I have no choice but to introduce additional items for sale in an effort to persuade you to stimulate my economy:
These prints feature artwork created for the cover and interior of the upcoming The Corndog Imperative graphic novel. Image is 17.25"x8.25", printed on 13"x19" archival-quality stock. Hand-numbered and signed by the artist. Suitable for framing. Limited to 100 and that's all there are (we'll be selling 50 right now and then another 50 when the book is released in November 2009).
I'll be taking orders for these through January 21, and will ship them in time for Valentines Day delivery (U.S. orders only, will try my best for international orders but no guarantees). The Infinite Typewriters and Bleecker Street prints are also still available until the 21st.
I hope you have plans of making an iBindle for the rest of us... my life's possessions and an mp3 player on my back.
Ok, this has nothing to do with anything, but I registered just to make this suggestion:
How about making a T-shirt from Brock's "I require constant infusions of popular culture and bloggers blogging about popular cuture..." line?
