Overclocked Lemon Super-Advance T-Shirt Preorder

I ordered mine! Now I can compare the Zen Toothgnip vs. Lemon as babe magnets.

His universe may be full of pain and emptiness, but mine is full of discounted overclocked lemony goodness.

In Response to zamphir (#4947):

Frankly I am a long time fan of 'Goats' however todays episode speaking against Bush offends me not only as a citizen of the United States, but as a US Army Green Beret. To be as plain as possible this war is not a 'lynching' this is a war to usurp a genocidal tyrant guilty of violating the geneva conventions rules of warfare. Hussein and his ruling Baath party have commited theft rape and murder over the past 24 years. Your not a fan of the war, fine, then dont fight in it, but dont speak out against our leader, and in turn make what myself and my friends fight and die for invalid. to quote a buddy of mine who is a SEAL currently serving in Iraq "I dont care about the protesters, because the protesters arent in iraq. They dont know the damage Saddam inflicts. and Im willing to fight to the death to improve the lives of people Ill may never meet."

In Response to Lonely Goatherd (#4948):

I'm not entirely sure what this has to do with our new t-shirts.

In Response to jon (#4949):

Maybe he was just a little upset because neither shirt color would go with the green of his beret.

In Response to jgarcia (#4952):

Personally, I would blame the french for that.

"No...It's a Freedom Hat."

In Response to Lonely Goatherd (#4948):

What was that you were fighting for again ... freedom - does this include freedom of speech?

"Could you upsize mine to justice fries, with a liberty shake and maybe a Hypocrisy burger."

I realise that this has nothing to do with overclocked lemons and that Goats is probably not the right venue for this discussion, but I think it would be something of an oversight to ignore the Green Beret.

In Response to Lonely Goatherd (#4955):

Goats is a fine venue for this kind of thing.

But over there [goats.com] or there [goats.com]. Not here, where it might further depress the lemons.

And if Green LibertyHat were the 'long-time fan' he claims to be, he'd know that.

In Response to zamphir (#4956):

Delicious, I think I might go and unleash some bile. (Possibly lemon flavoured bile. Yes, I recognise the relevance is thin, but what can you do?).

In Response to Lonely Goatherd (#4958):

You might want to bother with getting a free membership/login.

Otherwise we'll treat you with complete contempt, instead of the simple contempt we reserve for those we know by name.

In Response to zamphir (#4959):

I am trying to avoid the "one of us, one of us" chant.

In Response to Lonely Goatherd (#4961):

Then you may want to avoid military installations where people are going through Basic Training...

In Response to Lonely Goatherd (#4966):

Again, this is not the place for this discussion.

However, if you can show me any message here on the Goats forums that ridicules any or all of the members of the Armed Forces for doing their job and following the orders of the insane and idiotic Commander in Chief, I will personally apologize and send you a beer.

Now, be careful. We are ridiculing you personally for addressing this issue in a discussion thread about the overclocked lemon t-shirts. But that's not the same thing as ridiculing you for doing your job.

One can never have too many maroon t-shirts.

I tried once, you know. It's physically impossible.

In Response to Evander (#4973):

When we were choosing colors, I mentioned to Jon that since Land's End [amazon.com] keeps changing the color line-up of their T's, I tend to keep a couple of extra Maroon ones around...y'know...for kids.

Besides that whole computer thing, I am a geek in many ways.

In Response to zamphir (#4967):

I thought someone might be tempted to ridicule him personally for sounding like Jack Nicholson in "A Few Good Men." I'm waiting for the speech about the walls and men with guns.

In Response to phillip (#4975):

You freak.

In Response to phillip (#4975):

I figure having a couple of maroon shirts lying around is very helpful...

in case I get stranded somewhere

How can the shirts be printed on both sides if the lemon is on the front and the logo is on the sleeves? I'm confused.

In Response to VJaeger (#4998):

The logotype will appear on the shoulders of the shirt, not on the sleeves.

I tried to overclock a lemon. It shrivelled and then expleded *sob*

That could have more to do with it being 4 weeks old and being chucked at a wall though.

In Response to zamphir (#4989):

ow.

and that's not the hangover speaking.

In Response to VJaeger (#4998):

You may be confusing this with our Toothgnip Zen shirt, which has a small URL printed on the sleeve.

This shirt is printed on the front and the back (when I say shoulders, I mean near the shoulders on your back).

In Response to theave (#5009):

Well, you see, that's the problem. You didn't overclock the lemon... that's more of an act of throwing than anything else.

In Response to phillip (#5010):

Is it the gnome?