Show of hands, who among us really has graduated from Michigan State University?
*raises hand*
Nonetheless, the impeccable logic behind your statement still stands, mostly because I fear you.
Show of hands, who among us really has graduated from Michigan State University?
*raises hand*
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WHAT?
No.
It's not possible that you spent more time as an undergraduate than I did.
Surely you should have had your degree by now?
Unless you're just another dang Ph. D? Useless, those. Only good for helping you make webcomics.
No, it's Solange from 9 Chickweed Lane. I'd link you to the strip on comics.com, but my work comp is being a pissy little bitch this morning and not loading the site.
Nope, not a post-hole digger. I got a BA in English from MSU in 1992. I did have to go on the five-year plan because I studied overseas for a year.