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Squid vs. Wienermobile Hoodie
loosely based on this comic strip:
» August / 16 / 2007

Squid vs. Wienermobile Pullover Hoodie

Recent studies show that giant squid feed almost exclusively on food-shaped vehicles that accidentally fall into the ocean. This is true! You can trust me. Teal squid on an asphalt gray hoodie, approx. 9" wide.

American Apparel California Fleece Pull-Over Hoodie: 100% California Fleece cotton, combed for softness and comfort. Kangaroo pocket, comfortable hood with drawstring. Stretchy, comfortably fitted double-stitched­ cuffs and hem. (These run a bit snug so err towards ordering a larger size rather than a smaller one.)
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» also available as a Men's Gildan T-Shirt
SCIENCE is SATAN spelled backwards hoodie
read the original comic strip:
» February / 12 / 2007

SCIENCE is SATAN spelled backwards Pullover Hoodie

No matter how you spell it, SCIENCE is pure evil. I know because my religious leader told me so! And this shirt is all the proof I need. Black, white, and red on black hoodie, 9" wide.

Heavyweight 10oz Hanes pullover hoodie. 90% cotton/10% polyester fleece. Patented, low pill, high-stitch density fleece with soft, plush 100% cotton face. Roomy front pouch pocket.
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» also available as a Women's Bella Babydoll T-Shirt
» also available as a Men's American Apparel T-Shirt
» also available as a Men's Gildan T-Shirt
» also available as a Women's American Apparel T-Shirt
i am the kwisatz haderach hoodie
read the original
comic strips:
» October / 02 / 1998
» May / 15 / 2006

I Am The Kwisatz Haderach Pullover Hoodie

Are you the Kwisatz Haderach? You might be! Better safe than sorry, right? Might as well pick one of these hoodies up and make sure the world knows you are a sci-fi messiah whose organic mental powers can bridge space and time. Design is approx. 7" wide and guaranteed to make your name a killing word.

American Apparel California Fleece Pull-Over Hoodie: 100% California Fleece cotton, combed for softness and comfort. Kangaroo pocket, comfortable hood with drawstring. Stretchy, comfortably fitted double-stitched­ cuffs and hem. (These run a bit snug so err towards ordering a larger size rather than a smaller one.)
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» also available as a Men's American Apparel T-Shirt
» also available as a Men's Hanes T-Shirt
» also available as a American Apparel Onesie (for babies!)
» also available as a Women's Bella Babydoll T-Shirt
Republicans for Voldemort Pullover Hoodie

Republicans for Voldemort Pullover Hoodie

Heavyweight 10oz Hanes navy blue pullover hoodie with silkscreened RFV logo on front. 90% cotton/10% polyester fleece. Patented, low pill, high-stitch density fleece with soft, plush 100% cotton face. Roomy front pouch pocket.
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» also available as a Messenger Bag
» also available as a Regular T-Shirt (American Apparel)
» also available as a Bumper Sticker 5-pack
» also available as a Regular T-Shirt (Hanes)
» also available as a Babydoll T-Shirt (Bella)
» also available as a Regular T-Shirt (American Apparel)
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Pirate Monkey Robot Skull Zip-Up Hoodie

Pirate Monkey Robot Skull Zip-Up Hoodie

Heavyweight 9.5oz black zip-up hoodie with embroidered Pirate Monkey Robot Skull (as seen on our popular PMR shirt). 2 pockets, full cut double-ply hood with drawcord, etc. Quality stuff.
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$38 + $4.00 shipping

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$38 + $9.00 shipping

» also available as a knit cap
» also available as a t-shirt
» also available as a sticker pack
» also available as a babydoll tee
» also available as a messenger bag
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Bob (or Neil)  Zip-Up Hoodie

Bob (or Neil) Zip-Up Hoodie

Heavyweight 9.5oz black zip-up hoodie with embroidered alien head. 2 pockets, full cut double-ply hood with drawcord, etc. Quality stuff.
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» also available as a messenger bag
» also available as a regular t-shirt
» also available as a babydoll tee
» also available as a knit cap
Neil (or Bob) Zip-Up Hoodie

Neil (or Bob) Zip-Up Hoodie

Heavyweight 9.5oz black zip-up hoodie with embroidered alien head. 2 pockets, full cut double-ply hood with drawcord, etc. Quality stuff.
CUSTOM MADE TO ORDER :: ALLOW 3-5 WEEKS FOR DELIVERY

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$38 + $4.00 shipping

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» also available as a messenger bag
» also available as a knit cap
» also available as a babydoll tee
» also available as a regular t-shirt