Characters Oliver

20 Feb, 2004

A Stupid Story Ends

And that is the end of Diablo’s backstory. If you have any complaints please direct them to the wide open sky.

21 Jan, 2004

When I write this I assumed everyone knew who Roy Cohn was. Now I don’t assume that anyone knows anything because everyone is dumb.

19 Jan, 2004

Chilean chocolate isn’t really made from the hearts of toddlers, that would be very expensive.

16 Jan, 2004

Back in my day, robot genitalia was made from horse ribs and sharpened bits of obsidian.

9 Jan, 2004

Now that I am a parent of three children I know that this strip is entirely too accurate.

7 Jan, 2004

Most emergencies can be solved with the proper application of soft pretzels.

5 Jan, 2004

Now that MJ is deceased I kinda feel bad about making fun of him in this strip.

Nah. No I don’t.

29 Dec, 2003

Welcome home, Oliver.

26 Dec, 2003

Oliver knows a lot of words for someone born several minutes ago.

24 Dec, 2003

Oliver is the unwavering moral center of the strip, if you ask me.