12 Mar, 2004 Sweaty Gay Pope Sex Communists are like gremlins– they’re everywhere, hidden, causing problems with planes and machinery and pope sex.
27 Feb, 2004 Bitchin’ Raiments When I was in Rome I saw a raiments store. Chock full of pope robes and bishop cloaks and child restraints.
25 Feb, 2004 The Rules Modern Villainry Duel rules are 40 pages long and have two chapters devoted to proper use of turtles and tortoises.
21 Jan, 2004 Origin Story When I write this I assumed everyone knew who Roy Cohn was. Now I don’t assume that anyone knows anything because everyone is dumb.