Chapters Hellspawn

20 Feb, 2004

A Stupid Story Ends

And that is the end of Diablo’s backstory. If you have any complaints please direct them to the wide open sky.

18 Feb, 2004

Testicular Shock is the number one killer of male choir teachers aged 70 and above.

16 Feb, 2004

The dreaded Octohitler is the most fearsome form of the Hitler.

13 Feb, 2004

Pretty sneaky, sis.

11 Feb, 2004

I like Diablo’s “Fight” pennant. We should sell those in the store, maybe.

9 Feb, 2004

Nerd is the worst thing you can call someone who is a baby chicken.

6 Feb, 2004

My first car was a Celebrity Eurosport. We called it “The Mule”. The temperature sensor was made of a material that easily melted.

4 Feb, 2004

You can’t just whip up clones from nothing. You need an equivalent amount of peanut butter.

2 Feb, 2004

Even at this young, tender age, Diablo is pretty awful.

30 Jan, 2004

Diablo’s brother is pretty cool.