2 Feb, 2004
Even at this young, tender age, Diablo is pretty awful.
30 Jan, 2004
Diablo’s brother is pretty cool.
26 Jan, 2004
This is the true story of 99 Luftballoons. Don’t let anyone tell you otherwise.
21 Jan, 2004
When I write this I assumed everyone knew who Roy Cohn was. Now I don’t assume that anyone knows anything because everyone is dumb.
19 Jan, 2004
Chilean chocolate isn’t really made from the hearts of toddlers, that would be very expensive.
16 Jan, 2004
Back in my day, robot genitalia was made from horse ribs and sharpened bits of obsidian.
14 Jan, 2004
The timber of shared experience is Balsa wood.
Now you know.
9 Jan, 2004
Now that I am a parent of three children I know that this strip is entirely too accurate.
7 Jan, 2004
Most emergencies can be solved with the proper application of soft pretzels.
5 Jan, 2004
Now that MJ is deceased I kinda feel bad about making fun of him in this strip.
Nah. No I don’t.
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