A Stupid Story Ends

And that is the end of Diablo’s backstory. If you have any complaints please direct them to the wide open sky.

Chilean Chocolate

Chilean chocolate isn’t really made from the hearts of toddlers, that would be very expensive.

Robot Willies

Back in my day, robot genitalia was made from horse ribs and sharpened bits of obsidian.

Go Away

The verb form of ‘Knife’ was finally added to the OED in 2007.

A Teachable Moment

Now that I am a parent of three children I know that this strip is entirely too accurate.


Most emergencies can be solved with the proper application of soft pretzels.

Fortune and Glory

Now that MJ is deceased I kinda feel bad about making fun of him in this strip.


Nah. No I don’t.


That Scoody-Doo lunchbox was made of cast iron and could be used as a weapon (and was).