11 Nov, 2003
God rents the condo from his cousin Merle.
10 Nov, 2003
If anybody know the answer to this one, it’s God. And if you’ve seen Star Trek V, you know where he lives.
9 Nov, 2003
The only certain things in life are death and extremely painful death.
8 Nov, 2003
Most bar bets start out like this. Most don’t end this way, however.
7 Nov, 2003
Phillip has accomplished a lot in his day although he doesn’t remember much of it.
6 Nov, 2003
Fish cannot be killed by normal means. Chainsaws might work, though.
5 Nov, 2003
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2 Nov, 2003
The Panties of Potency are what gives Toothgnip his power.
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