Most emergencies can be solved with the proper application of soft pretzels.

Fortune and Glory

Now that MJ is deceased I kinda feel bad about making fun of him in this strip.


Nah. No I don’t.


That Scoody-Doo lunchbox was made of cast iron and could be used as a weapon (and was).

Youth Culture

Oliver knows a lot of words for someone born several minutes ago.


Oliver is the unwavering moral center of the strip, if you ask me.

The Gift

I have no idea what’s in the box.

The Three Magi

Hinglemann’s is the only meteorological reference I trust for my meteoric activities.