Chapters Hellspawn

28 Jan, 2004

Farm Living

Look! It’s Octothitler, panel 1. Can you say “Foreshadowing”? I knew that you could.

26 Jan, 2004

This is the true story of 99 Luftballoons. Don’t let anyone tell you otherwise.

23 Jan, 2004

The description in third panel is a bit misleading in the sense that it didn’t happen.

21 Jan, 2004

When I write this I assumed everyone knew who Roy Cohn was. Now I don’t assume that anyone knows anything because everyone is dumb.

19 Jan, 2004

Chilean chocolate isn’t really made from the hearts of toddlers, that would be very expensive.

16 Jan, 2004

Back in my day, robot genitalia was made from horse ribs and sharpened bits of obsidian.

14 Jan, 2004

The timber of shared experience is Balsa wood.
Now you know.

12 Jan, 2004

The verb form of ‘Knife’ was finally added to the OED in 2007.

9 Jan, 2004

Now that I am a parent of three children I know that this strip is entirely too accurate.

7 Jan, 2004

Most emergencies can be solved with the proper application of soft pretzels.