Popes On Top

Pretty sure this was the first gay alien pope marriage depicted in webcomics. We’ve made history here.

If you’re seeing this, that means you’re on the new Goats server. Hooray!

Rum Raisin

What does God need with a starship money?

Arch Popes

Neil and Bob rarely play nicely with others.

Bitchin’ Raiments

When I was in Rome I saw a raiments store. Chock full of pope robes and bishop cloaks and child restraints.

The Rules

Modern Villainry Duel rules are 40 pages long and have two chapters devoted to proper use of turtles and tortoises.

Villainry Duel

To be fair, Swedes will flip out at the mention of just about anything.


Oliver is the unwavering moral center of the strip, if you ask me.