Backstory

Ah, childhood. They should make a pill for that.

Uno

Does anyone really enjoy Uno? It makes me furious. I have unresolved Uno issues.

Pasta Power

I think I was hungry when I wrote this one.

Fab Four

Paul sucks, science has proven it.

Outsourcing

A baby is only as good as the components its made from.

Thirty

The difference between thirty and forty is that my aging paranoia is slightly more justified.